ME TOO.

Thanks for the memories...

You know you got it bad when you give your Mobile credit card to the waitress!

Similar to Leanne's. Tried to "pay at the pump" but it kept rejecting my card. So I had to go inside, wait in line, etc. etc. etc. Was not a happy camper and told the sweet young thing behind the counter that if they offer the option to pay at the pump they should make sure everything is in working order. To which she sweetly replied "Ma'am this is a BP Station and no matter how hard you try, it won't take a Marathon card"! ....and now you know the rest of the story.

You know you got it bad when a coworker (male, early 30's) compliments you by saying, "I bet you were a hot number when you were younger!'

Drea

" you know you got it bad when you finally have a man in your life who charishes the ground you walk on, who thinks you're beautiful 24/7, who lokks good and is 10 years younger than my menopausing butt, AND YOU WANT TO TELL HIM TO GET OUT OF YOUR FACE, CAUSE I'M JUST MEAN SOMETIMES NOW"


45Granny, you are a riot!!! We have a lot in common, my man is 9 years younger and oh yes, MEAN I AM..... I would have kicked my menopausing (big butt) to the curb a long time ago; and we're neighbor too (Chicago).....

You know you got it bad when you can remember ALL the words from Smokey Robinson and the Miracle songs you sang to in High School, but if you go to the grocery store without the "list" you have brain freeze!!!

Hang in there ladies, we've all got CRS (Can't remember $-hit)

TOO funny Drea! My son said to me recently, "I bet you were something 15/15 ago", I said "15/15??" and he said, "Yeah, 15 pounds and 15 years ago!"

I told him he just might be something in 20/20 LMAO!!

You know you got it bad when you grap a bag of frozen vegetables at the market and put it on your face!!

Oh Leanne!! Sounds like your son got your sense of humor! That is funny!! LMAO

Drea

Hi Ladies,
I read all of these and laughted so hard.
You know you got it bad, When you ask your kid where your glasses are, and you have then ON

This is the funniest thread! i was laughing so hard and now im sad that there are no more! ive got it so bad i cant think of a single "you know you got it bad" saying to add. I used to be pretty quick to throw in my own funny remarks.

Would something you are completely conscious of be eligible here? Like severe procrastination?

I have had a medical claim form sitting on this desk for more than 2 weeks. (We have to submit forms only when we go "out of plan/network," so it rarely happens). Anyway, last night I decided I had to DO something about it. So I put the papers in order only. Then today I got really firm with myself and filled out the top line only (name and address of primary participant--husband). I just could NOT complete the next line.

I made a deal with myself to fill out one line per day. I have no idea why this is happening. Perhaps I am actually going crazy. I keep up with housework, but can't face anything "important" like paperwork or anything involving money.

Now I've scared myself, since it looks so bizarre written out!

NAW Aimee - Im right up there with you. Used to be a very organised person. Theres paperwork I havent dealt with for TWO MONTHS My 'IN' Tray is so full its walking out the door!!!

You made me life out loud when you said you decided to do something about it - and put the papers in order. Thats me

Once again Im out of the closet coz of another PS SIS

Thats definitely a new take on - one step at a time !!!!!!!!!! LMHO

Julie x

You know you got it bad when there is a smashed up tiny piece of chocolate UNWRAPPED at the bottom of your purse, and you eat it anyway!!

"You know you have it bad when"...You have a peach tree in your very own yard, and you ask hubby when the fresh peaches will be ready in our area?? I forgot I had a peach tree tree

It's getting scary!!!!!

Geez~~~I wrote tree twice..meno-brain malfunction

You know youve got it bad when your all time favourite jeans that you used to swoop into wont go up further than your kneecaps, and you still keep trying them on <_<

Julie x

You know you got it bad when your hubby sneaks up behind you to kiss your neck, and all you can think about is that you wish his nose wasn't so cold!!!

You know you got it bad when....hmmm, nothing has been bad for a long time! So I have nothing to say! Me? Speechless!! Go figure! LOL

Awesome!

Drea

oh my gawd....i needed this thread tonight something fierce. Now that i have tears rolling down mt cheeks and belly aches, I had to call my mother had share them with her....let's see if you all come up with more...


You know you got it bad when the kids and pets are bellowing to be fed..you feed the animals first and dish out "beef stew" for the kids. The youngest starts crying because she doesnt want to eat canned cat food, and you look down and see the cats are walking away with a very smug look on their faces!!!!

ROFLMAO to all of you! Here is mine. I went to the McDonalds Drive-Thru. I ordered my food at the speaker. I drover to the first window to pay for my order. Then I just drove right past the second window without picking up my food. I paid but then just drove away. I didn't realize it until I was back out on the highway and I reached for the soda I ordered and it wasnt in the cup holder!

Keep them coming ladies!

tris

You know you got it bad when you are in the kitchen thinking of a good recipe, can't find it in your cookbooks, get online and then forget why you are on.
So you go about the usual, email, links, games,etc. Then you get up go back in the kitchen at least 45 minutes later and then remember the recipe and then go back online and forget how to spell the darn thing! LOL

MsJen, that is so funny!

Too, Too Funny, Ya'll

Ya know ya got it really, really bad when you're lying in bed soaked from night sweats; your hubby gets lovey, and you need the entire tube of K-Y to moisten the one and only part of your body that isn't drenched! Do I have the nerve to post this...???

You know you've got it bad when you finally get a garbage disposal after 32 years of marriage and won't use it because you feel bad for the cantalope and watermelon rinds getting shredded to death!!!!! I can almost hear the poor things screaming.

oh my stomach!!!! Too funny mama and you did dare and Im thankfull...(i think ) no seriously now,...


You ReAlLy know you got it baaaaaaAAAAAaaaad when your seven yr. old climbs into bed with you in the wee hours, wakes ya up from what may have been a few actual minutes of sleep from the sweats and tossin and turnin just to tell you , "Momma, I will help you change your sheets. You had an accident when you were sleeping like me!!!

...when you find your first gray hair "down there"!

Oh my gosh! Thats where I got my first grey hair!

Maybe it's 'cause the other ones, on my head, are highlighted - hehe

You know you've got it bad when you're in bed with your laptop, laughing your a** off and your husband walks in and says, "You must be communing with the Power Surge sisters." And he's right. <_<

You know you got it bad when after working out to stay young and healthy, your 10 yr old nephew says " You smell old and look soggy".

You know you got it bad when you leave a yard-sale and go get into the passenger side of a black station-wagon, only to realize after seconds of sitting there, that not only is it not YOUR black station-wagon, but you are not a passenger - you've been driving YOURSELF around all morning!


(The laughs of the people who owned that vehicle are still resonating in my very-red ears....)

You girls crack me up!! LMAO!!

You know you got it bad when you lock yourself out of your office, have to call a locksmith, and 147$ later all you can think about is how totally HOT the twenty-something locksmith is!!

You got it bad ...when you remember when you used to try and stay up all night because it was *cool* and now you wish you could get at least a decent nights sleep! LOL!!

You know you got it bad when you can't tell if your symptoms are from peri or the flu (which you also have)!

and now.... from laughing so long and loud....


What a bunch of HOOTS!!!!! LOL

You know you got it when.. the puter and phone don't work, because you had decided to replant and move around your hostas along side of the house, and you didnt want to wait for a man to come and show you were the phone line is and you splice it with the shovel! THEN your teenage sons start bellyaching because their mother cant get relief by logging on to power surge and they DEMAND you get someone out today and get it fixed so THEY can have some sanity back!!


P.S. If you can read this, then I guess I did call..I dont remember..the guy showed up, hey maybe they did it...I'll have to check with them in the later morn.

OH my GAWD! I just did this had to come and confess...


You know you got it bad when ... you go to the kitchen for a small bowl of ice cream. Walk back and sit at the puter to read some more posts. As you are enjoying your little treat...and getting to laugh too, all of a sudden you realize your lap is really getting cold for such a small bowl..DUH! you have brought the WHOLE pail of ice cream with and stuck your bowl in the freezer!

So much for a small bowl..the kids will have to fight over what I left..Moooohahaha

You know you have it bad when you miss your perimeno BLOAT because it smoothed out your stretch marks.

You are a stitch mamam...

Somebody call the men in white jackets!!!!

I did it to ME this time...

"You know you got it bad when...you are craving for cereal. You go in and pour ya a bowl, add the milk..put it away, place the spoon up to your mouth to take a bite and realize you have poured the DRY CAT FOOD in your bowl!!!!"""

(I have the dry food in containers like some of my cereal containers! and they were both sitting on the counter!!!)

I aint tellin my Ma about this one, because you all know what she'll say...God is getting you for feeding the kids the "Beef Stew!"

You know you got it bad when...

i've read all these posts and most of them sound like me..

You know you got it bad when...you are standing in the parking lot, tell dd to grab your cell phone outta the car..its not there..you rumage through your purse looking for it, and saying out "All right which one of you kids grabbed the phone. DD starts laughing, Momma heres one for your board...it's in your hands!

ok, that's bad!

You know you got it bad when...you and DS of 14 out getting groceries. You start having a MAJOR hot flash, you "run" to the frozen food section,open one of the doors and step into the freezer. A clerk all of the age of maybe 20 comes by and asks if you need help reaching something in the freezer.... you turn and tell him, .."Yeah, to reach the end of menopause." You embarrass not only the cleck , whose face has turn beet red and walks away...but also your DS who turns around and leaves the store and you find him out in the car waitting for you!!!


I HATE THAT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!

You know you got it bad when...all the kids used to fight over who can go to the grocery store with you... but they now all inform you that you get to go all by yourself!

You know you got it bad when...you have MIXED emotions about having to go grocery shopping all by yourself!

I did that just last week. Didn't talk to a clerk but opened up a freezer door in the grocery store just to get some relief. My husband was laughing his a** off. He gets hot flashes too.

DaMamma,
Ha! Ha! I can top that. I have been searching for my phone yelling at my girls to help find it and.................I'm talking on it
Going, Going, GONE !!!!!

DaMamma,
Ha! Ha! I can top that. I have been searching for my phone yelling at my girls to help find it and.................I'm talking on it
Going, Going, GONE !!!!!

Hearts...been there, done that, gone in the wind with you!


Tots..oh good, now I have been able to show my DS14 and he has stated, "ya Momma, all you OLDER women are weird..." I outta... and then I should...one of these days son, one of the days....

DaMomma
I hate to grocery shop! I think it brings on a hot flash every time I go to the grocery store. It's like one long hot flash the whole time I'm getting groceries. The frozen foods are right before I check out, I actually have done that more than once. Glad to see I'm not the only one who's done that!

Ok, ya know ya got it bad when you dial into the the 8am conference call with the number from the 7am call and then sit there on hold for 10 minutes wondering where everyone is. Then ya dial-in again with the SAME number!

I thinks we needeth a web cameth on thou rendyeth!