you got it bad when you got to pee, but you don't want to get up from a good sleep you been waiting for for months.(yeah , i got up). but i sure didn't want to

even worse than that, i'm on the computer at 5 in the morning, in the dark, so i don,t wake up my son. hope i spell alright

Very funny 45Granny and very true!!

You know you got it bad when you stock pile super overnight pads!!

You know you've got it bad when, even tho' your fridge is always full, you've got the pizza delivery place on speed-dial.

4granny shake hands....but its my own fault for drinking coffee & other drinks before bed

You Know You Got it Bad When....


You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

or

You wake up face down on the pavement.

or

You have to wear a T-shirt that says, "Front" and "Back."

You know you got it bad when your hands look like your mother's!

You know you got it bad when you get the bags under your eyes like your mother.

You know you got it bad when you notice your first age spot on your hand.

You know you got it bad when your tummy is as big as your butt.

You know you got it bad when the cats are scared of ya!

You know you got it bad when you'd rather sleep than have sex!

You know you got it bad when you start to resemble those funny emails about memory loss .
Or when hubby asks what you did today and you can't remember.

You know you got it bad when it's 50 degrees out, you drive around with your sunroof open and your AC on and then FORGET to close the sunroof and it rains all night!

This thread is FUN!!

You know you've got it bad when you keep your kid home from school for spring break and it isn't until the following week!

And yes, I really did leave my sunroof open all night and it rained like you wouldn't believe! My car was soaked!

You know you've got it bad when you're waiting at a red light,the cigarette lighter pops out and you push on the gas and go......(somehow i confused the lighter with the light....)

You girls are cracking me up here!

You know you've got it bad when: You get up in the middle of the night to go pee, and you end up at the refrigerator taking out the apple juice! ?????????

OR You start to make your coffee in the morning, and you put OATMEAL in the coffee filter instead of the coffee!

I swear, I've lost my mind!

Kleeo,

OATMEAL??? Did you start the coffee maker that way??? Too funny!

You know you've got it bad when it is 39 degrees outside, you've just showered and you go to the gas station that way and WITHOUT a coat! I think my hair has icicles this morning after that trip.

I got it bad......I went to the drive-up at the bank the other day and while I waited for the drawer to come out, I got my papers in order. Then, when the drawer still hadn't come out, I looked up, wondering what was taking so long, and the bank was all dark. Closed. It was Sunday. So I drove out feeling very menopausal....

Well, my husband did something menopausal, too. Looked all over the house for the keys to the shed, and I helped him look. When we were ready to give up, he discovered the keys were in his pocket.

LMAO Kleeo!

You know you got it bad when you spray your underarms with hairspray, and your hair with deodorant!!

You know you got it bad when you grab your keys, hop in the car, take off, and forget where you wanted to go!

Leanne--I'm having a day like that, too. Maybe we'll pass each other on the road somewhere as we're both driving around aimlessly trying to remember where it was we were going??!

you know you got it bad when you can't remember how old your own kids are. i said i was 45 when i first found this site, I SWEAR I'M 46. JUST CRAZY

ROTFLMBO so bad here!

SPRAYED YOUR UNDERARMS WITH HAIRSPRAY? I am laughin so hard right now if I don't go pee soon I am GOING in my pants!

This has to be one of the funniest threads I've read in ages! (And yes....started the coffee maker WITH the oatmeal. Only way I realized it was the water backed up - OF COURSE - and went all over the counter!!!)

Sheesh. What IS HAPPENING to us poor girls????

HUGS!

you know you got it bad when you put on a tampon, and and dont' have periods no more. I FORGOT (crazy)

you know you got it bad when you in the board discussions titled f**ting, AND SMOKING, at the same time. we know who we are

You know you got it bad when...



Is it thursday or friday?

can I have a nap now?
Please??

I've sprayed deodrant in my hair! It makes it really soft!

You know you've got it bad when you see a PRE-peri-menopausal woman running around, merrily doing 6 things at once and go.... WOW

You know you got it bad when you fall asleep on the toilet

45granny- ROFLMAO !! f**ting AND smoking?? OY VEY!! That is HYSTERICAL!!

When you stand in front of the dryer and just stare at it because you forgot how to turn it on. I've only had the same one for 7 years!

You know you've got it bad when you work in a restaurant and will find ANY reason to go into the walk-in refrigerator! Even someone elses sidework!

These are great!!!!

A friend told me this one.....

She and her hubby met up at a dinner party, both driving to this party in their seperate vehicles. Enjoyed the party, drove home, when the garage opener went up they realized "other" car was not there, (left it at the party, lol). Are we getting old????

Jules

You know you got it bad when...

You yell to your family to ask if they have any idea why you went into the bedroom!

YOU KNOW YOU GOT IT BAD WHEN YOU SITTING ON THE STOOL SMOKING, FLICK YOUR CIGARETTE BETWEEN YOUR LEGS, AND BURN YOUR GOODS.

ROFLMAOPIMP!!!
gasping "How she do that!?"

Another!!
:::grabbing sides:::
I ask aloud,always maybe someone would hear me, "Why am I here?"
...I knew I was going to get something/return something/put something away

dcamp---me too!! "ok, what kind of clothes are in there? Low dry? Jeans?" As I keep spinning the knob until it hits me or I open the door a few times and do a few check -- rechecks.
oy vey it is!!!!

You know you got it bad when. . .

you accidentally brush your teeth with Hello Kitty hand soap.

At least it was pink and glittery and foamed up nicely.

hp

And gave a sparkle to your smile I suppose?

You know you've got it bad when.............

You attempt to back the car out of the garage with the door down!

Jan

You know you got it bad when you can not for the life of you remember your only daughter's name.

I knew I had it bad when I had a huge arguement with my dh one night and the next morning, after crying all night, I couldn't hardly remember what the arguement was about. Then I had to apologize to my husband for my outrageous outburst over something that must have been quite insignificant.

You know you've got it bad when you walk around the house from room to room trying to remember what you are suppose to be doing. I'm going from room to room hoping that something will trigger my memory.

you know you got it bad when you dating a younger man and don't tell him you got dentures, but always trying to hold em' in, SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GIVE, but it won't be my teeth

God bless your attitude, 45!!!

you know you got it bad when you finally have a man in your life who charishes the ground you walk on, who thinks you're beautiful 24/7, who lokks good and is 10 years younger than my menopausing butt, AND YOU WANT TO TELL HIM TO GET OUT OF YOUR FACE, CAUSE I'M JUST MEAN SOMETIMES NOW

I knew I had it bad when I was looking for my cellphone that I was holding to my ear. I was put on hold and for some reason the brain fog had me thinking that I didn't have the phone in my hand, holding it to my ear.

my faith that was funny, if it weren't for "FAITH'' we would be in trouble. any way you know you got it bad when you hide candy from your grandbabies ages 1, 4, 5 so you can eat it all by yourself. can't you just hear the babies GRANNY, YOU GOT SOME CANDY? NOPE

You know you've got it bad when your at the grocery store, and you ask someone to help you read the labels because you forgot your glasses at home, and you have two pair on your head.

This is bad, one night I was sitting in the car looking up at sky, after awhile I noticed that there were an awful lot of planes going over head that I'd never seen before, I was really getting into it, they seem to be coming from everywhere. I am thinking man I never knew we lived over a flight path, all of a sudden this huge plane flew over, any closer and it would have hit me. it finally dawned on me all those planes were stars.

It's sooooo BAD when you finally find your keys days after they went missing packaged with the roast you froze days before!!

OOOH, you're making me feel so much better!

You know you've got it bad when you are SO RELIEVED to know others have got it bad in the same ways!

You know you've got it bad when you lay down to sleep and you're still wearing your specs.


I just think "Imagine if I'd died in the night" they'd truly think I was crazy (especially when I've got headphones on too)

You know you got it bad when....

you know there are lots of things to post on this thread but you just can't remember what they are!!

You know you got it bad when you and the significant have a big blow out, and he can't remember it.

You know you've got it bad when you find yourself remenising about the good old days of plain old pms lasting only a few days every month. Ahhh...three days of bloating, mild cramps & mood swings, craving cookies and potatoe chips, then the other 28 days of feeling happy and normal with nonstop energy. Oh, I miss those days .