This guy was reading the paper one day as he lamented the fact that his doctor had ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Voila! He sees an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. Knowing he needs to do something about his weight, he calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nikes and a sign hanging around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Woo Hoo! Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through, he kisses the girl one last time and says, "I never dreamed losing weight could be this much fun!" For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and, sure enough, he's lost 10 pounds. Deciding that he likes his more slender physique, not to mention the exciting method of treatment, he calls the company back and subscribes to their 5 day, 20 lb. weight loss program. The following day there's a knock at his door, and there stands a stunning, 22 year old, knock-down gorgeous babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Reeboks and a sign hanging around her neck, which reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door like a shot. It takes a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. She's the best he's ever known. For the next four days, the same girl shows up and the same routine follows each time. On the sixth day, he weighs himself and, unbelievably, he has lost another 20 pounds! He decides to go for broke and subscribes to the company's 7 day, 50 pound weight loss program. "Are you sure, sir?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely!", he says. "I love your program. I haven't felt this good in years!" The next day there comes a knock at his door and he enthusiastically runs to answer it. There stands Richard Simmons wearing nothing but pink racing spikes and a sign around his neck that reads... "If I catch you, I can have you." :D:D

Funny! Funny! Funny! AA

ROTFLMAO

hello sir i read your post and i appreciate your feelings that you are apologize for any rude comment for this site.and sir every person has their own feelings so why are you irritate from those people you just think about Christ and serve him.
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Thanks Tcb ,that is so funny !!!!!!

Ditto!!



Ditto...again !!

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