I got this in the email today and had forgotten about hearing them before but they made me laugh so I thought I would share them with you all. These thoughts can be the epitamy of peri-meno!!!


Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me be careful of the toes I step on today as they be connected to the butt I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always give 100% at work............
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
15% on Friday

And help me remember..............
When I am having a really bad day, and it seems that everyone is try to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.


I hope all of you are smiling!!!!!!!!!
Hugs,
Jeaninne

LOL.....very funny.

This is awesome. I need it on a big sign at work, especially the one about hiding bodies. I read a bumper sticker once that said "Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them."