THIEF IN THE NIGHT----You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep
And woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were thes e and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.



And then the thieves struck again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts..



Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story.. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee!!! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts stolen from you and me! The next time someone you lnow has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere, every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs.
I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart.

P.S.

These same thieves come in my closet and shrink my clothes! How do they do it????

its probably the same bastards that took my flat stomach....

Mine too..........

and mine!! and my nice pert tits! replaced em with big ,floppy, stetched ugly mounds of flesh,with flat equally ugly nipples

Oh this is so funny - and SO true. I am having a down day today, with regards to my flabby tummy and saggy bits etc etc, so this has cheered me up no end! Thanks for sharing.

Jackie x

Yep, I'm a past victim as well. I've watched over the past few years as my butt, boobs, tummy, and upper arms have all been replaced for those of a much older woman. I'm a little reluctant to mention this but I'm having some "work" done soon myself. I will let you know what my new parts look like so if any of you can identify them...oh, wait a minute...you might then want them back! I guess I'll just keep my mouth shut and hope I don't run into any of you at the beach!!!

Like watching a old bad movie "Invasion of the Body Snackers" PLUS they took my brain too!

I can relate!!!!

that was just too good and so true............you must really start thinking of writing..for a living.........just very well said, first time i smiled all day!

Ladies:

Exercise (weight lifting and aerobics) - and I'm talking "normal" levels - not excessive - can go a LONG WAY in keeping the body looking young and fit -- I have seen 64 year old women with good "non-mushy" bodies - also HRT - which most of you guys do not take helps to retain collagen in the body, which keeps the skin firm - HRT does has its dangers - but its a quality of life issue - do you want to live to be 85 with a brain and body half gone or do you want to live 10 years less but looking and feeling great???

I'll take the latter. I'd much rather have my faculties and feel good enough to LIVE while I'm on this earth than end up in a wheel chair or worse bedbound and loopy. I've started to take vitamins, watch my diet more carefully, started a bit of exercise and will start BHRT later this fall once I've fully recovered from my surgery. I'm through with feeling old and tired!