United Press International - 28 April 2009



A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, it was discovered that if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies are expected.






We need to laugh sometimes :-)

Ahahaaaaa......

Thanks for that. This made my day!

Ive read this .. but you know ,, its still PRICELESS !!

works for me

I've read this before and I absolutely agree that it's true. Last week I felt really good and wanted my husband anytime, anyway, anywhere (you get the idea). However THIS week I'm having the period from hell and I REALLY hate him and all men at this moment in time. Scissors in his temple would just not be enough for me right now.

I'm pms'ing right now and all the men I work with should all be eaten by lions.

One guy I work with says, and I quote, "Women use pms and hormones as a badge to hind behind. There is no such thing as pms"

Ok so should I use a bat or scissors on this dude?

Awesome!!

How about a double barrel shotgun and then the bat and finish up with the scissors?

I have a favorite little saying I use on my husband when he's annoying me...sort of a term of endearment, if you will. I tell him with a sweet smile that "there's nothing wrong with you a big fluffy pillow wouldn't fix, honey"
I think to be on the safe side with that guy you mentioned is to make sure he's gone with the big, fluffy pillow.


Jan

Hysterical!!! Thanks for the laugh today, I sorely needed it!

PERFECT!!! Thanks!!!!

LOL! I love it!