According to my pill, I am mid-cycle, so why do I feel like I am getting my bloody period? The endometriosis is on a field day, radiating pain down the front and back of my legs, the peri symptoms are in revolt and I want to pull all my hair out!

Give me a hug, I am SO needy/I'll pull your face off if you touch me again!

Look at my beautiful baby chihuahua/ My God, if you don't stop barking I am going to LOSE it! (and she doesn't even bark that much)

Look at my handsome son, I am so proud of him/If I have to remind him ONE MORE TIME to drink more water, I am going to SCREAM!

Yep, I am full of contradictions in a second........Who the frigg am I? I want to run away!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Well, at the risk of peril, I'm extending a hug to you anyways...

I know what you're going through!

Thanks babe, I am going to have a cry now.......got to come out somehow. I really needed your hug!!!

Yep, just took the dog for a walk and she tried to bite someone......she was on a lead thank God.......chihuahuas are notoriously unpredictable and VERY territorial........this woman just happened to walk to close to me. I think my little Coco girl is feeling my angst at the moment........I apologised to the woman profusely because she got a fright and all I could think was " Coco, I hear you babe, if I was allowed to, I would try and bite people as well". Yep, I am a responsible dog owner and compassionate human being......

This is going to be a LONG day.......

Oh boy do I know what you are talking about. I can switch gears in 30 secs...get the hell away from me to I want to give you a hug.
Sending you a BIG hug!

Oh,that is funny-I almost bit a few people today myself!! Big hugs and hopes that tomorrow is better.GOD-bless

((((((((michah)))))))

Wish I had more to offer you...

Thanks beautiful people........just had a big whinge to my good friend......her daughter is only 1 and I reckon she looks at me and thinks, "I dread when my daughter is 14........Michah is going grey raising a teenager!!" She is a great friend though......thank God for all the lovely people on here and grateful for the mates and love that I have(in about 2 mins this will swtch to "No-one loves me, everybody hates me, I think I'l go eat worms!! )

Big hugs to everyone.......

((((((((((Micah))))))))))

Hmmmmm....I was stuck in Iowa for 18 months. LOL! Iowa State University invited everyone to come and eat worms...and other insects, too. Unfortunately, I could not make it. (They even had earthworm cookies!)

By the way...they are a good protein source. LOL!







Of course, the Entomology Club sponsered it.







I did go to the fields with the top scientist in the world and marvled at corn and soybeans. LOL! Evey scientist that I talked with agreed that GMO was wrong, but yet, facinating. I must agree.



OK....Here you go..



...... Compliments of of the entomology club....Iowa State...





(you guys...do you really eat this stuff or just feed it to others?????)





Rootworm Beetle Dip
Ingredients:

2 cup low-fat cottage cheese
1 1/2 teaspoon lemon juice
2 tablespoons skim milk
1/2 cup reduced calorie mayonnaise
1 tablespoon parsley, chopped
1 tablespoon onion, chopped
1 1/2 tsp. dill weed
1 1/2 tsp. Beau Monde
1 cup dry-roasted rootworm beetles ??? ( he!!, how do you keep them in the pan????)
Directions:
Blend first 3 ingredients. Add remaining ingredients and chill.







Banana Worm Bread
Ingredients:
1/2 cup shortening
3/4 cup sugar
2 bananas, mashed
2 cups flour
1 teaspoon soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup chopped nuts
2 eggs
1/4 cup dry-roasted army worms
Directions:
Mix together all ingredients. Bake in greased loaf pan at 350 degrees for about 1 hour.




Ok, did I miss something in your post? Are you hungry for worms or do you need a hug?



Sending you my best or worst....I have an odd sense of humor...
Or just maybe, because I am meno-age....I can blame it! eh?

Here is a hug...just in case I missed something....if not, I have a lot of other recipes!

Shebee, the Brat...

Thanks Shebee...I'll go throw up now! (((((hugs))))) to my Aussie friend. I am where you are at right now! My dog (7lb dachshund) would NOT shut up yesterday in the yard while I was trying to clean it up. She has notices our house number 2 (next door) has a rather large birdhouse sitting atop the garage and is basically set up like a bird motel and is LOADED right at the moment. They never shut up but I like the sound of birds. Chicklet (our dog) on the other hand goes freaking nuts over these things. I swear I wanted to pick her up yesterday and launch her into the stupid birdhouses! HER saving grace was she kinda went (oh ****...busted!) and zoomed for the house before I could wrap my hands around her throat!!! I look at my husband and whine "why don't you hug me more?" then scream "don't touch me!" when he tries to! Poor guy is so confused sometimes! My kids (who are 18 and 21)....I love you soo much now pack yer **** and get out! My job....oh lets not even START about my job...I spend most days of late wanting to kill...something...anything. I swear it would make me feel better! But, alas I AM an adult (rats!) and don't relish the idea of going to jail so I spin my little coccoon and hibernate until it passes. IT WILL PASS RIGHT!!!??? Have a good day sweets!

(((((((michah)))))))

Dearest Michah,

I SO understand and feel for you. My heart goes out to you....I'm sending positive energy and big hugs your way.....

Love & Peace....Dee

Well Michah,how were them worms??

I prefer the long thin slimy ones!!! Short fat fuzzy ones not bad either ha ha

Were you in the Girl Guides ever? just the worm song/rhyme whizzed me back several decades to my DAYS of Guide duty???

Anyway back to the thread HOPE you are feeling better today.

Also I,ve broken my previous record of Aaaaaaah how sweet TO GRRRRRROWLLLL in 6seconds now

Happy days x

Dear 'Michah'
I think your fluffy baby recognised she was one of those miserable humans beings that cannot take a little bite in good faith.!Such people should not be allowed to run wild amongst our pets!
These things happen so don't over worry it.

All the Best
Elizabeth

Thanks all you wonderful girls.......I had a good laugh and those worms sound GOOD! Shebee, were on earth did those recipes come from? They were great! And yes people should nick off and let our pets roam FREE!!!

Feeling a bit better today........my guts are on the war path though, just in the last few days.......does anyone else get period symptoms mid cycle? Just out of interest......I did not get a period last month........I am on the second month of my pill, but I have missed periods before........If I miss a period, I REALLY suffer in the next one......I have to make an appoint with my gynae........I don't want surgery!! Hopefully my tumour markers have come down......

Anyway, thanks all.......warm fuzzies......

Unfortunately, the are Real recipes ...and they give regular parties...It was unfortunate but, I missed them all.

They are compliments of Iowa State University...Really... In the U.S we eat the oddest things....

......and by the way....what about the Cane Toad Problem?????






YIKES,

Shebee

Yep!! Cane toads........shame we can't eat them........I mean we eat kangaroo, emu, crocodile and other gross stuff.......Our indigenous people eat a lot of bush tucker(grubs, snakes and the like) I would much rather eat something they cooked than go to restaurant and eat crocodile........yuck! I got a sensitive stomach when it comes to meaty bits........back to cane toads, we have a rugby league match called State of Origin. It is Queensland VS New South Wales. Two states battling for supremacy. Us Queenslanders are called the Cane toads and New South Wales are called the Cockroaches!!......There you go....Aussies are funny people.......hhhhhmmmm love my country!

How do you know about cane toads, shebee? I thought it was our dirty environmental atrocity secret......