I'm sure we've all had the occasional leak during laughter, coughing, etc...
Well, there are pads for that, no?

How about other "oopsies" though?? Um...how to put this delicately...


Okay...

Passing wind unexpectedly.

Today at work I was bending over to put a file away and one little "poof" flew out before I even knew what was happening. Fortunately, nobody else was in the room. (Okay, stop laughing!!!!! I can hear you!)

I realized, to my chagrin, this wasn't the first time this has happened, but the other times I was at home amusing my dh or the cats with the noise.

WTF? How can this be prevented? No more broccoli? But these days anything and nothing can cause gas. Ugh!!

In the grocery... but then I high-tail it to the next aisle.

Guess I'd better start carrying portable air freshener with me....

' Tis a problem' I know happened to me at work bent down to pick up something and out it came, thankfully no one was around. Oh dear went shoping with my girlfriend we were in the supermarket when she let one go, then she blamed me.

gizzie

When it happens in the store, I blame dh. That's why I take him shopping with me.

I hate it!!!

This has happened to me, especially during or after I work out on the treadmill. I found out that jogging or walking fast shakes things up inside. If it happens when I'm around other people, I check first to see if anyone is looking at me and if so, I look down and pretend it was my shoe or something. I actually went so far as to stop and look at the bottom of my shoe after a moderately loud one, to mislead anyone who thought it was what it really was. It's surprising how people really don't hear the quieter ones. Although they haven't been so quiet if I'm in the restroom, and in that case I just stay locked in my little stall until everyone leaves, no matter how long it takes. I don't know what foods to avoid. I eat a lot of broccoli and I'm sure that's not good. Oh well. Just try and keep 'em quiet, I guess.

LMAO!!

Nothing like a Yoga class to get the whole room going!! Seriously... it's like a band is playing!!!

ROFLMAO!!!

Don't join me for a walk, I poof the whole way. I imagine even the Queen has let one rip Can you even imagine that happening I can see the head lines of The National Enquirer now. Jill

My whole family has a f**t problem. It goes back several generations my dad used to say.

This is the funniest thread I ever read. I NEVER "Poof"

QFC GROCERY STORE 1/2 HOUR AGO. FROZEN FOOD ISLE. SILENT BUT SO VERY DEADLY ONE I JUST COULDN'T HOLD IN. MY KIDS (20 AND 18) ASKED IF IT WAS ME (WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE?) THEN SAID "HOLY ****!) I HIGHTAILED TO THE END OF THE ISLE THEN FELT SO SO BAD FOR THE POOR PEOPLE I DID NOT KNOW WERE BEHIND ME!!! I HAVE BECOME ONE VERY GASSY AND SMELLY GIRL AS I AGE!